But I forgot to add that just in case you don’t share my point of view, you can prepare for the End of Times by paying The Breatharians US$1,000,000 to learn how to survive the fiery fury. You will learn to live without food and water, as the Breatharians claim that they do (needless to say, there are only a few Breatharians left on earth as they tend to die of starvation).

You can visit http://www.breatharian.com for more information on how to live a long and prosperous life in the post-apocalyptic world with others who have parted with their million dollars.